Why are the cheetahs all suicide bombers? They should instead wear a vest that ejects grenades at a given interval. This would lower the cheetah mortality rate and maximize their efficacy via multiple charges.
Upon leaving Damascus, Assad should have dumped 1000 lions onto the streets. These lions of Damascus would have bought him time to come up with another plan. While they would not be trained, I think that animals eating each other is the circle of life, so while not a good thing, animal attacks of humans (also animals) on mass are not a bad thing.
Elephantmen is a scifi comic that explores this topic in a pretty fun way. Transgenic human/animal hybrids bred to be supersoldiers
Why are the cheetahs all suicide bombers? They should instead wear a vest that ejects grenades at a given interval. This would lower the cheetah mortality rate and maximize their efficacy via multiple charges.
very good critique
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Upon leaving Damascus, Assad should have dumped 1000 lions onto the streets. These lions of Damascus would have bought him time to come up with another plan. While they would not be trained, I think that animals eating each other is the circle of life, so while not a good thing, animal attacks of humans (also animals) on mass are not a bad thing.
Deep Left is off the deep end today. And I love it.
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What about genetically resurrected dinosaurs ala jurassic park?
Allosaurus and Utahraptor could make very effective biological weapons