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C.A.S's avatar

Repulsive article. Remarkably sinful and base. Your soul is more depraved and corrupted than the poor girl you're humiliating.

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DeepLeftAnalysis🔸's avatar

And here I was thinking this was Deep Christian Conservative Analysis. Very disappointing.

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C.A.S's avatar

Doesn't need to be anything bro. Just pointing out an objective truth. Fun articles btw

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Worst Boyfriend Ever's avatar

Haters always lose, in the end

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Charles Herrman's avatar

You might consider writing fiction for the appropriate audience (which doesn't include me). I prefer you stay with the "far left" posture. That I do appreciate. You're a smart guy, don't waste it telling men what they already know and women who doubtless could care less IMO. I am recent to your (political) posts but like them so far. You did a great job with Yglesias and the other dude. Keep it up. As for me I am a published independent scholar writing in philosophy of culture and other areas. I noticed you are looking for interviewees. I might be interested at some point.

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Dmitry's avatar

an unironically well done and entertaining vibes-based sexposition. at times I laughed, other times I nodded pensively. the description about vibes and how women are losing their feminine gifts via disconnect from the carnal was particularly good.

this is a triumphant debut for the literary artist known as Deep Sex Analysis. 24 likes and counting! don't listen to the frumpy haters.

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vongole's avatar

i relate to darcy a lot throughout this post, except im an asian "bisexual" woman living in a regressive developing country engaging in the same self-effacing behaviors except only with women. putting bisexual in air quotes because i still haven't slept with/wanted to sleep with a man. reading this and your previous post regarding homosexuality has made me a lot more introspective.

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Ryan Dery's avatar

Come to Long Island baby

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MaxS's avatar

i liked it, very cool. sorry, not sorry.

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KMO's avatar

Liked, and you are a horrible person. Carry on.

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

"For example, a huge percentage of women enjoy being tied up. If men really wanted to please women, they’d go out and buy some handcuffs and ropes — but we all know that this is a fairly rare activity, in relative terms. Let’s say 50% of guys drive up to the hookup with condoms in their pockets — what but percentage bring ropes and handcuffs? 1%? Maybe 10%? It’s not a problem of knowledge — it’s apathy. Men don’t care about the women they hookup with (they don’t even really care about themselves)."

Paging Louise Perry... I can just see the reactionary feminists showing up now to tell you how awful you are.

Dude, you don't show up with that stuff in your trunk like some kind of serial killer or deranged astronaut. They're always afraid of winding up in a body bag, since 99.9% of serial killers are men. *If and only if* you know they're into that, you repurpose your tie or have a soft pair of padded ones.

Anyway, well written.

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DeepLeftAnalysis🔸's avatar

When they ask, I always say, "I'm some kind of deranged astronaut."

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Ohm's Law's avatar

Nice one, though a little too long. Id really like you to get more into the erotic.

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Ryan Dery's avatar

Got me feeling like the ayatollah. Good article.

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JN's avatar

" ...enervating, depressing, and gross."

Accurate

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John Paul's avatar

Disgusting! Saddening! I subscribed!

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Twink POTUS's avatar

Thank you, resubscribing

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Christopher Renner's avatar

This is a really wholesome reversal of what fake adult industry talent agents do. Thank you for your hard work.

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Mahin Hossain's avatar

Magnificent. Paradigmatic DLA content; no one else could have written this.

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