Why you may not be able to reach me for a few weeks.

I have cancer surgery coming up. During the period of my recovery, I will not have internet. This is because internet usage at home causes me insomnia, which is not conducive to recovery.

If you would like to speak to me at any point in the month of July, and potentially August (if things go badly), you need to get my phone number. Which requires that you become a paid subscriber and DM me. You need to do this today, or you will miss your chance.

My phone only does texting and calling. It does not have internet access or any apps.

I will be extremely bored and lonely during this period. Any awkward socialization that strangers can provide is much appreciated. I will be a captive audience. You can tell me to shut up and listen to you for an hour and I will be forced to do this, because I will have no other choice, because I will be stuck in bed.

Will you stop posting articles?

I will attempt to schedule some articles in advance. These articles will probably suck and I feel bad about them, but it seems better to post bad articles than to post nothing.

If you see me posting articles, and wonder why I am ignoring your DMs, that’s why.