God is the lifeguard from the song “YMCA” by the Village People. He has a mustache, but he isn’t gay. Just a smooth, fit guy who likes groovy music, dancing and having fun.
He is throwing people in the water, tossing them, splashing around. Everyone is mingling freely together in the water, smiling and laughing. He’s pointing and dancing, smiling and asking, “any song requests?” He only plays classic rock, like the Beach Boys, or Disco, or hits from the 80s.
Everyone is looking up to him on the dock, holding his lifeguard flotation device, ready to protect them from danger and save their lives. Like a God. The ideal lifeguard is a God.
