Sexual Pedantry

A tripartite analysis.

When I talk to my autistic friends, they insist on telling me the minutiae of whatever they are interested in:

• Nikki Haley’s betting odds in the Nevada primary

• Essence-energy distinction in Paisios of Mount Athos

• Effect of algae on bovine methane production

• Esoteric symbolism in sitcoms from the 1980s

• Questions Tucker will ask Putin

• Biochemistry of insecticides in avian thyroids

• Reconciliation of Nietzsche with Christianity

I cannot hate on my friends for forcing such “useless” information down my throat, for I offer them, in return, my own knowledge vomit: