problematizing whiteness

brainstorming

Today I sat down to write this article:

the Gay Jewish Liberal plan to save the White Race

I ended up writing three pages, but I didn’t edit because I’m sick and running on 3 hours of sleep. I decided to throw it away and try rewriting it from scratch tomorrow.

I don’t want to share this with everyone, because I’ve realized that if I send out emails of crappy unedited writing, people complain and unsubscribe. So instead, I’m publishing this to the internet behind a paywall, but I’m not sending out an email for it. If you enjoy seeing my unvarnished drafts, here it is. I might end up making a whole section called “drafts” to resolve this problem. Or I’ll just do this:

warning: stream of consciousness

As you all know by now, I am a gay Jewish liberal. And by gay, I mean gay in the way that everyone keeps saying, "I can't believe Harry Sisson isn't gay!" Gay in spirit. Gay enough to appreciate the beauty of a woman after a fine wine tasting. You get the point.

Anyway, I am a gay Jewish liberal, and I am about to reveal the gay Jewish liberal conspiracy to save the white race. If you are a goy, straight, or conservative, do not listen. Jews always lie, and I wouldn't want you accidentally getting deceived.* [That's a lie, I want to deceive you.]

Ok, now that it's just us gay liberal Jews left, let me explain the situation. There's this thing called white people -- you may have heard of them -- and they're kind of a big deal.