This essay doesn’t stand well on its own; it has no point or moral. I’m not even sure it’s 100% accurate. But I’m tired of writing things and not publishing them. My goal is to reveal everything I’ve ever written to the world.
My earliest sexual memories are using the shower head on my penis, and feeling weird. I thought my ballsack looked like a turkey’s neck, which I found to be hilarious.
Around age 5, I saw the Green Alien girl in Star Wars, and that was my awakening. I realized that women’s bodies could induce something physically strange within me. I realized, for the first time, that seeing my mom naked was weird while seeing my stepdad naked was meh. It was my Adam-and-Eve moment.